Bio

Im just a darl lookin to for my darlings. You seen em? Send em my way. Im too horny to golf.

Activities

• Bearded Darl scored 94 on 18 holes at The Links At Spruce Grove.

  I got sucked on 4. Fucked on 6. Railed on 9. Blown on 11. Jacked off on 12. Jerked off on 13. Analed on 15. Raped in the woods on 17. Had a blast.

  May 5, 2025 Details
• Bearded Darl scored 83 on 18 holes at Cougar Creek Golf Resort.

  I think shes coming home soon!!!

  Aug 26, 2024 Details
• Bearded Darl scored 98 on 18 holes at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.

  I SUUUUCK. At golf. And cock.

  Aug 11, 2024 Details
• Bearded Darl scored 81 on 18 holes at Lewis Estates Golf Course.

  Turns out Ive been playing in Meters and not Yards for 4 rounds. Then immediately lost my range finder. Coral Reef motherfuckrrs!!!!

  

  Jul 15, 2024 Details
• Bearded Darl scored 85 on 18 holes at Devon Golf & Country Club.

  Someone jam their cock in my anal

  Jul 2, 2024 Details

Honours

Break 100

Short Stuff

Elevator skills

Shutterbug

Into the Wild

Break 90

Silver Putter

3 Par Streak

4 Par Streak

5 Par Streak

6 Par Streak

Eagle

Voyager

Break 80

Club Loyalist

Back to back birdies

Voyager 25

Marksman