Bio

Im just a darl lookin to for my darlings. You seen em? Send em my way. Im too horny to golf.

Activities

• Bearded Darl scored 83 on 18 holes at Cougar Creek Golf Resort.

  I think shes coming home soon!!!

  Aug 26, 2024 Details
• Bearded Darl scored 98 on 18 holes at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.

  I SUUUUCK. At golf. And cock.

  Aug 11, 2024 Details
• Bearded Darl scored 81 on 18 holes at Lewis Estates Golf Course.

  Turns out Ive been playing in Meters and not Yards for 4 rounds. Then immediately lost my range finder. Coral Reef motherfuckrrs!!!!

  

  Jul 15, 2024 Details
• Bearded Darl scored 85 on 18 holes at Devon Golf & Country Club.

  Someone jam their cock in my anal

  Jul 2, 2024 Details
• Bearded Darl scored 83 on 18 holes at Devon Golf & Country Club.

  Hjörns son took Tommys 3 wood!!! What a battle.

  Jun 18, 2024 Details

Honours

Break 100

Short Stuff

Elevator skills

Shutterbug

Into the Wild

Break 90

Silver Putter

3 Par Streak

4 Par Streak

5 Par Streak

6 Par Streak

Eagle

Voyager

Break 80

Club Loyalist

Back to back birdies

Voyager 25

Marksman