Bio

I WILL SUCK YOU THE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

Activities

• Original Darl scored 112 on 18 holes at Coal Creek Golf Resort.

  The Hypothermic Hurricane hit hard. Soaked to the core and not an umbrella in sight but doesn't matter when it's raining sideways and you're wearing wet dick absorbing clothes and mesh shoes and walking 100 yards to your ball every hole cause cart path only. This broke me.

  Oct 11, 2024 Details
• Original Darl scored 105 on 18 holes at Camrose Golf Club.

  I'll fight you faggots anytime.

  Sep 14, 2024 Details
• Original Darl scored 99 on 18 holes at Devon Golf & Country Club.

  Jun 13, 2024 Details
• Original Darl scored 112 on 18 holes at Cougar Creek Golf Resort.

  First tee shots of the year went like this: Bearded - duh duh duhhh left into water, Dino - Duh duh duhhh left into water, Darl - Guided into trees on the right and leg cramp pose to finish. We are BAAAAADDDDD.

  Jul 2, 2024 Details
• Original Darl scored 94 on 18 holes at Sandpiper Golf & Country Club.

  Baggage baggage all around.
  Empty your bag out after this round.
  Back to golf town for a rip-off reload.
  And to jacket with +10.4 handi you'll go.
  

  

  Aug 21, 2022 Details

  • Stick Darl

    This is a weak showing from the jacket champion trying to reclaim it the easy way. Na respect

    Aug 21st, 10:51 pm

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Honours

Into the Wild

Shutterbug

Silver Putter

Break 100

Break 90

Voyager

Short Stuff

3 Par Streak

Club Loyalist

Elevator skills

Eagle

4 Par Streak

Voyager 25

5 Par Streak

6 Par Streak

Marksman

Voyager 50