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Recent Rounds
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Bearded Darl
scored 90 on 18 holes
at Slate to Ironstone.
Chug a jugg at nacho lunch n untuck n fuck n suck a bunch! Why in the fuck do I have to golf with 3 fucking sweaters on IM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT FUUCKK OOOFFF!!!
May 5, 2019 Details -
Original Darl
scored 103 on 18 holes
at Slate to Ironstone.
It's all pavement out here. And tarps. And two cold darls. And no alch. HELP!!!
May 5, 2019 Details -
Original Darl
scored 94 on 18 holes
at Slate to Ironstone.
Woke up and sharted some scotch smelling sludge then got in a car and drove 3 hours to golf in the cold with 2 darls more fucked up than me. Excuses kept coming after that. Layers. Rattle. Tarps. Driver toss. Wind. Cold. Gotta piss 1000 times. Can I just hit the ball please?!?! Back 9 thank goodness!!!!!
May 5, 2019 Details
