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Stick Darl
scored 84 on 18 holes
at Sundre Golf Club.
Finally get to lay in thr backseat spread my legs and get absolutley blitzed. Lost in the sunshine, windows cranked down not to feel the fresh air on our faces but because its 35 degrees out and our bearded lover tells us we dont have A\C working. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. WE JUST UNLOADED AND LOADED VEHICLES THREE TIMES AND YOUR TELLING ME AFTER THERES NO AC HERE! John fucking Denver though. Oooo and yes about the golf well dont even worry its not worth the mention to tell you Darl and I are LeadingJun 26, 2021 Details -
Jun 30, 2021 Details
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Original Darl
scored 93 on 18 holes
at Sundre Golf Club.
What an absolute glorious weekend with my darling lovers. The frissss, the fire, the fucking was all incredible but next time I'm gonna opt to sleep in the tent I bring instead of on top of a picnic table. Absolutely soaked from the morning dew and borderline hypothermia then straight into heat stroke sweating ass off begging for every lil bit of shade. As for the golf, what a fucking battle never seen a jugg app so close. Dino with that chip in bird on 17 just deflated me like you gotta be kidding me with that shit ahahahaha but then they go and blow it and a 6 ft slider right in the heart for bogey sealed it for team lumbar. Eating for free FINALLY!!!!! FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 26, 2021 Details
