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Recent Rounds
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Original Darl
scored 97 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
Suck it. Fuck it. Drink it. Hoot it. Shoot it. Sink it. Blow it. See you sexy fucks on Saturday.
May 23, 2016 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 89 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
I'm just a little cream puff. Lost a bag of weed on who knows what hole. Lost my 3brid on who knows what hole. Pard 16 17 18 for my 89 saver you slut faggots!!!
May 23, 2016 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 84 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
Live TV seem too get me on 2 holes. Birdes were trying to fall down but got blown up by lighting. First taste of pga action and battled melted a bit but hardened up like gold. Stayed strong. Montgomery see you back to.back 70s.May 23, 2016 Details -
Original Darl
scored 95 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
Weather was a joke couldn't even wear a sweater. Can't golf in only one layer of clothing!!!! Call me your golfing fuck bunny.
May 14, 2016 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 89 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
40 putts thats the story you fu***king suck why do you even play this game. O ya because i want to be with my darlings. Goose turned around and physically shoved my putter up my butt
May 14, 2016 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 100 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
Wow buddy. Wow. Just wow. Like wow wow wow wow. Wow!!! Wow.
May 14, 2016 Details -
May 9, 2016 Details
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Bearded Darl
scored 79 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
Wait till it's not -2 bitch!! Wait till it's 1 shirt and +23. You just wait!!!!
Apr 23, 2016 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 80 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IT TAKES TO SHOOT 70S. My beloved bearded it was amazingg battling with you. EAGLES WERE COMINGGG DOWN ON US AFTER WE TOOK THE RING INTO MOUNT DOOM AND SLID DOWN BOOOMINNNGGG WHILE THE MOUNTAIN ERUPTED
Apr 23, 2016 Details
