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Stick Darl
scored 89 on 18 holes
at Championship Course.
since i was drunk and it is now one week after all i know is it was a glorious battle watching darlings fall in puddles, crack ribs on trees and just looking so sexual you sexy lil dawgs you. one thing is for certain i aint scared of the bull im scared of the alch and hoots making those melts real when low rounds at the bull are attainable. ANOTHER FREE CHRISTMAS JUG BABY #road to fourth jacket
Aug 4, 2017 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 93 on 18 holes
at Championship Course.
Wow what a Darl round. Pulled Hammys, cracked ribs, sick eagles, wet bodies, 5 putts, naked on a tractor. GREAT BATTLE!!!Aug 11, 2017 Details -
Original Darl
scored 108 on 18 holes
at Championship Course.
You know what? I'm sick of all the press all over me when I'm just trying to live like a darling. So what I hit a tree? I was drunk! I only bruised my ribs a bit. I'm a darling not a faggot, let's finish. Flung from a cart into a puddle cause I was excited!!! Get it? Oh also I suck dick and shot like I was swinging with a rubber dildo after hole 6. Fuck me, fuck you, half a jug owed FUCK!!!!Aug 4, 2017 Details
